Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Hell yeah it does. Sweet 'n salty.
What do you do on your commute to and from work?
Shave
What is the worst fashion decision you have ever made?
I don't do...fashion...
What is the worst advice you have ever received?
Grow up they said. It will be fun they said.
Fuckers, all of them.
What is something most people like that you don’t understand?
Television
What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Enjoy walking around outside naked with no one being the wiser.
What is the worst food you have ever tried?
Eel. Greasy, slimy, gross.
What is something you have never been able to do well?
Writing program code. Just does not compute.
What is the most ridiculous fact you know?
You are more likely to be killed by a cow than by lightning.
What movie scared you to death as a kid?
Time Bandits.
Toilet paper, over or under?
OVER! It's even shown in the patent of the roll holder.
What was the most inappropriate or embarrassing place you’ve farted?
Elevator. The elevator was small. The fart was not. Nor was it anything resembling silent.
There were others. I did not know them.
It smelled. Very bad.
Good lord...
If you could be in any movie, which one would it be?
Groundhog Day. Imagine the possibilites of being immortal with no consequences.
What instrument is the most annoying?
The one that is played by someone who thinks they are awesome, when they actually suck.
If you could travel anywhere on the planet, where would you go?
Iguazu Falls, Argentina.